Hittin the road..

Today I tried to do something different ...and decided to go to the site by a local bus...it was not a long trip ...yet it was a long journey ...now I have travelled by buses all my life but this time it was different ..here I was wearing my 3000 buckz killer loops ,laptop dangling from the shoulder of my classy shirt.. smelling goody goody ,as i steeped into a rickety n two tyres in the grave bus....n thought ... damn u INDYA...why cnt ply AC Volvos evrywhr...v need the greyhoundz here 2..my butt which has become more accustomed to having cushioned surfaces underneath protested at the very sensation on coir filled PVC....n since my cranium is emotionally attached to my butt via spinal cord,i thought bout hiring a cab...but my heart n the prospect of saving a few hundred rupees persisted ...n i mounted the bus.....5 minutes hogging my precious seat n I was dripping like Mumbai's skyline...n the bus wasnt gonna move till it was packed like Pam Anderson's bra...thankfully ..the torment lasted for a few more more minutes... n v were off....I was clueless bout where to get off ,so relied on the Reliance brand name and my weird Punjabi to eventually rch my destination...The dealer was nice Sardarji,who started abusing the company as soon as he shook my hand.It so happened that his pump was almost dry n despite repeated requests ,no despatch was being made ,apparently due to shortage of tankers.I personally saw him turn down dozens of his regular customers...n it hurt...

That apart he was oki n offrd me chai n biscuit...Eventually realization dawned upon him that he needed to offer me some grub..... at 5 pm....n I had to settle for junky patties n anothr cuppa chai..

Got late n he asked one of his vistors to drop me somewhere.....the guy took me in his antiquated Omni n set me on a path which would eventually end up as a road in the not so distant future...till then its a path..He stopped at a dhaba or sumthin.......n had a peg....n now I was scared....if the road wasnt bad enough ,n my luck fickle enough,this guy was gettin high....Thankfully he dropped me before I got killed ...

to be contd.........................

Bhatinda diary

Took the afternoon bus to Bhatinda ...cant still figure out the logic behind the scheduling off our trip...me could have very well stayed in Ludhiana and done the next site too....instead they schedule RH for that n I m supposed to move to Bhatinda ...n from what I gather ,I am not the only one !

Had questioned Boss bout the logic behind such logistics..all I could gather was that done according to client requirements and priorities ...n our trips were scheduled after massive brainstorming .....yaa right ..

Well my fare meter is running so why to complain ....Bhatinda is no Chandigarh ,but I would still give this city a chance...the bus ride was tiring..they put on an oldie sunny deol starrer ...yateem....ewww..n swtchd it off in btween ...the fun prt was watchin SD swim n pumpin up in butt huggin nude color chuddies ..for once i evn thot he jumped in the lake in the buff .All this happnz while the chic gather flowers in anticipation of the great indian filmi mating sequence...with buds crossin each other n parrots schmoozin ..jhankar beats n the workz ingrained seamlessly into one long n tired metaphor of carnal pleasure..bollywood ishtyle.. taalian..rchd my destination n took off for the hotel RH had recommended...minutes later I realised why...the hotel has a hottie at the reception ..but alas ....shez n ice maiden ....was starin at her longgggggg n preety fingers while she was showin me the tariff card...askd bout whtz all complementary wid the room ..was secretly hopin she would be ...but man ..no such luck..n i wud even have to pay for the breakfast....not my day..n evn worse couldnt even get a smile out of her even when she would b gettin paid to smile all the time..i know it wasnt me ..so i guess it must be that time of the month ...took my room..they sound like models of Maruti cars....LX DLX VX ...I wish thr was a XXX too !! wid the hottie at the reception complementary !!!! ummmmmmmmmmm...............................hehe ..ur wild sweetie...grrrr........ hmmmmm.... ohh ...

back from thinkin what it could have been ..n m in my nice ..but lonely bed bout to call it a day ...have to begin the training at Ramamandi RO tmrw...i hope the dealer is a decent chap....which more or less translates into whether he would be feedin me lunch or not....ummm thtz till tmrw